I know that title is a bit dense but I swear it’s all connected. It all started with a free copy of the Montreal Gazette. At the Lionel-Groulx metro near my house there is often a man handing out free copies of the Montreal Gazette to subway users. He is hard to track down when you’re looking for something to read, but seemingly ubiquitous when you’re in a rush. Like panhandlers, I get an awful sense of guilt when I don’t want to take the paper, and an equally awful sense of guilt when I do, for having taken a free paper that costs subscribers money. Moral issues aside, this man’s job is tough. He stands there for hours on end dealing with the moral squeamishness of so many Montrealers. He is a professional, however, and a very good one at that. While passing one way with my roommate, I overheard him saying, “Get your free Gazette here! Sir, would you a Gazette?! Mademoiselle, voulez-vous un Gazette?!” I did not take one, however, choosing instead to borrow only one section from my roommate rather than lug the whole thing around.
An hour later I returned to the metro, still holding my borrowed section of the Gazette, and listened attentively to this man, feeling a secret connection to him because he didn’t have to convince me that it would be a good idea to have possession of a newspaper today. “Free Gazette. Who doesn’t want a Gazette? Great to give as a gift! Makes a great Hallowe’en costume!”.
I nearly died of laughter. A Hallowe’en costume? All I could picture was someone with pieces of the paper taped all over their body at a party. Who would have thought? Well, I thought about it. This man is more bilingual than me, thus smarter, and his words deserve consideration. A gift. I would like to be given a free Gazette. In fact, I had already asked my roommate, who already had a copy, if I could borrow a section of his, but it was “Makes a great Hallowe’en costume!” that really stuck with me. It could be done. In fact, I insisted it must be done and the story must be told. So I took my section home later and found a recipe for Thai Green Curry Soup that looked pretty great (I could finally use my kaffir lime leaves that I’ve been hoarding and it didn’t call for coconut milk, to which I am a little allergic), and started thinking that the Gazette was a pretty wonderful publication.
Or so I thought, until I made the soup.
I should have been more skeptical. The author of the ‘thai’ recipe was Louis Rhéaume, and he described the taste of kaffir lime leaves as “like lime, but more interesting”. So I decided to wager my Hallowe’en costume, and respect for the Gazette, on the quality of the soup. I did everything exactly as called for. I made the chicken broth from scratch (no bay leaf needed?) using an organic chicken carcass, I used fresh herbs. Basically I did it all right, and what happened? Well, nothing phenomenal. The recipe can be found here:
http://www.montrealgazette.com/life/some+Thai/2022533/story.html
It’s pretty low in fat because of cooking the chicken in broth instead of oil, but the chicken gets dry very quickly if overcooked, and the curry paste (apparently you can substitute curry powder? Again, skeptical) and ginger don’t get a nice sautéed flavour because it’s added to the broth directly as well. Basically you toss it in with the lime leaves, lemongrass, hot peppers (which actually shouldn’t be sautéed or you”ll be coughing for a good half hour from the fumes) and let it simmer. One pot soup. Soften some vermicelli rice noodles in water that’s been brought to a boil, and add the bok choy to the soup one minute before serving. Optional garnishes will give a little colour but the enoki mushrooms that you get around here are not the best, by any means, and it’s too late to give any flavour to the broth. Maybe adding ground coriander seed to the broth would have been a good addition to the few suggested fresh sprigs to be used at the end. Some chili sauce? Yes it’s sugar and sodium, and a bad cook’s way to make the dish better, but when the soup is cooked, it’s a good looking option.
So I no longer want to be a Montreal Gazette for Hallowe’en. What would I be promoting? Bad recipes? Well, I still respect the free Gazette guy. He’s still hilarious. So maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad idea. I would probably shed all night though…maybe I could wear a better publication underneath?
Or I can just add another little white lie to the front of my traditional little white lie costume: “Thai Green Curry Soup is easy to make! Makes a great gift!” Shamefully, I did give some of the soup I made away…
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